The Collateral Damage of CaRMS (aka applications to residency)

• Number of personal essays = 8
• Number of personal essay revisions = 27 +/- 9483
• Water bottles lost = 2
• Pairs of gloves lost = 1
• Daily servings of caffeine (on average) = 4
  
• Number of trips to Black's to get a stupid photo for the application = 3
• Boxes of Tim Tams consumed = 1
• Pounds of chocolate consumed = too many to count
  
• Number of Gilmore Girls episodes watched in procrastination = 30
  
• New grey hairs = 10
• Hours of sleep lost = what is this sleep you speak of?